Lost Keys

Number of calls received from work "Do you have the big red set of drug keys?"

NO!

Considering I left work over fifteen hours ago I am surprised no one called me last night. Detective Todd would deduce that this suggests they have been mislaid overnight? Truthfully they wouldn't have managed overnight without them.

I know I haven't got 'em; after each shift I empty my pockets into my locker before departing the hospital, so if I had retained them I'd of discovered them then. Even so I check the washing machine and laundry basket just in case. It would be mighty embarrassing after protesting so passionately to find they're in my position after all!